The Baby Juice Express movie poster

The Baby Juice Express

"One false move and the sperm gets it!"

April 19, 2004 1h 25m

Originally released in 2004. The Baby Juice Express is a crime/comedy film. directed by Michael Hurst. At just 85 minutes, it's a tight, focused story.

Starring Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, and Lisa Faulkner

Synopsis

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Quick Facts

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Release Date April 19, 2004 21 years ago
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Runtime 1h 25m 85 minutes total
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Budget $2 Production budget
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Language English Original language

Production Details

Status
Released
Original Language
EN
Budget
$2

Frequently Asked Questions

What is The Baby Juice Express about?

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is t...

Who directed The Baby Juice Express?

The Baby Juice Express was directed by Michael Hurst.

How long is The Baby Juice Express?

The Baby Juice Express has a runtime of 1 hours and 25 minutes (85 minutes total).

When was The Baby Juice Express released?

The Baby Juice Express was released on April 19, 2004 in theaters.

Who are the main actors in The Baby Juice Express?

The main cast of The Baby Juice Express includes Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner, Phil Davis, Samantha Womack.